So recently watched Fifty Shades Darker and I'm here to bring you my review. So without further ado...
When a wounded Christian Grey (played by Jamie Dornan) tries to entice a cautious Anastasia Steele (played by Dakota Johnson) back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian's past start to circle them, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.
This film might be the most incoherently structured and pointless film ever made. Look if we were to compare films, then this film makes the first film look like a masterpiece. This film has no basic structure to it whatsoever and honestly it seems like a child put the whole thing together. E.L. James had the gall to come out and force the studio to get rid of director Sam Taylor-Johnson and screenwriter Kelly Marcel because the previous film didn't live up to her expectations so she deicdes that it's in her best interest to get her husband to write the film and to get James Foley who has made one great film in his entire career (Glengarry Glen Ross) and that was back in 1990. E.L. James has to be the most oblivious person in the world and in fact who honestly thinks her husband is going to say no to her when it comes to script? As for the film itself the structure is so poor and the script itself makes this film feel more like a comedy than a romance film which is not something that you want your film to do, Performance wise if Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were smart they would go ahead and get out before the next film starts productions because this will be a huge black mark on their careers, but they've made it this far so I guess this next film might be the last of their careers. The one thing that really just doesn't make any sense about the film is one little scene and if this spoiler territory I don't care because this film doesn't deserve any special treatment. Christian Grey goes missing after his plane crashes it's shown on the news to Anna and her friends and they hold out hope he his ok. The very next scene is Christina walking into apartment like nothing happened. Also the crazy ex-girlfriend has two scenes in the film and doesn't make any impact at all on the film as a whole. Overall this is easily the worst film of the year so far and unless something more utterly ridiculous comes out, then this will be at the top of the list for the worst film of the year. I give Fifty Shades Darker a 0 out of 10.
So ladies and gentlemen what did you think of Fifty Shades Darker, what would you rate it and what did you think of my review? Let me know in the comments section below and let your voice be heard.
Jonah Sparks
When a wounded Christian Grey (played by Jamie Dornan) tries to entice a cautious Anastasia Steele (played by Dakota Johnson) back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian's past start to circle them, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.
This film might be the most incoherently structured and pointless film ever made. Look if we were to compare films, then this film makes the first film look like a masterpiece. This film has no basic structure to it whatsoever and honestly it seems like a child put the whole thing together. E.L. James had the gall to come out and force the studio to get rid of director Sam Taylor-Johnson and screenwriter Kelly Marcel because the previous film didn't live up to her expectations so she deicdes that it's in her best interest to get her husband to write the film and to get James Foley who has made one great film in his entire career (Glengarry Glen Ross) and that was back in 1990. E.L. James has to be the most oblivious person in the world and in fact who honestly thinks her husband is going to say no to her when it comes to script? As for the film itself the structure is so poor and the script itself makes this film feel more like a comedy than a romance film which is not something that you want your film to do, Performance wise if Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were smart they would go ahead and get out before the next film starts productions because this will be a huge black mark on their careers, but they've made it this far so I guess this next film might be the last of their careers. The one thing that really just doesn't make any sense about the film is one little scene and if this spoiler territory I don't care because this film doesn't deserve any special treatment. Christian Grey goes missing after his plane crashes it's shown on the news to Anna and her friends and they hold out hope he his ok. The very next scene is Christina walking into apartment like nothing happened. Also the crazy ex-girlfriend has two scenes in the film and doesn't make any impact at all on the film as a whole. Overall this is easily the worst film of the year so far and unless something more utterly ridiculous comes out, then this will be at the top of the list for the worst film of the year. I give Fifty Shades Darker a 0 out of 10.
So ladies and gentlemen what did you think of Fifty Shades Darker, what would you rate it and what did you think of my review? Let me know in the comments section below and let your voice be heard.
Jonah Sparks
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