Tuesday, January 19, 2016

My Review of Norm of the North

        So I recently watched Norm of the North and I'm here to bring you my review. So without further ado...





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        Norm (voiced by Rob Schneider) the polar bear doesn't know how to hunt, but he does possess the unique ability to talk to humans. When the wealthy Mr. Greene (voiced by Ken Jeong) unveils his idea to build luxury houses in the Arctic, Norm realizes that his beloved home is in jeopardy. Accompanied by three mischievous lemmings, Norm stows away on a ship to New York. Once there, he meets a surprising ally (voiced by Maya Kay) who helps him hatch a scheme to sabotage the developer's unscrupulous plans.

       

        Dear God in Heaven this is may be the worst film ever made. If you want a great story with some great jokes and even some pretty darn good animation then you shouldn't see this film ever. This is literally the biggest piece of garbage that has ever been put on the big screen in the history of film. Rob Schneider is the worst actor of all-time and the fact that Adam Sandler has not put his friend in one of his films in 3 years tells you that he is terrible. The funny thing about the movie is how this was predicted a few years ago when South Park made fun of Schneider for playing a Polar Bear and that's the only humor when watching the fill because nothing about the film. You know it's bad when you see kids get bored and start complaining about how bad the movie is. You also know a film is bad when the animation looks like third grader designed everything. Overall this is a movie you should avoid at all costs unless you want waste your money and 80 minutes of your time. I give Norm of the North a 0 out of 10.

        So ladies and gentlemen what did you think of Norm of the North, what would you rate it and did you think of my review? Let me know in the comments section below and let your voice be heard.

                                                                                                                           Jonah Sparks

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